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November 20, 2006

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Church of Celibacy

10:40 AM -- Religious news from the U.K.'s most authoritative news source, The Sun:

  • UNITED Nations chiefs today felt the Force from two Jedi Knights fighting for interstellar 'human rights'.

    Self-proclaimed Jedis ‘Umada’ and ‘Yunyun’, joined by hairy wookie Chewbacca, called for official acceptance of their ‘religion’ at London’s UN headquarters...

    Umada, better known as 27-year-old John Wilkinson, pushed for tolerance of the Jedi faith – which attracted 390,000 followers in the 2001 UK census.

    He said: “We have come here today to ask that we are recognised as the fourth largest religion in this country”.

    The Star Wars characters launched their protest today - the UN International Day of Tolerance – which they want changed to the Interstellar Day of Tolerance.

Come to the Dork side, Luke.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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