9:00 AM Even urinal cakes got something to say

April 20, 2009

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9:00 AM -- Now you can target advertisements even as advertisements target you, thanks to the wizards of Wizmark, who have crafted the latest intrusion into what was once our personal space -- the talking urinal cake, or, as they call it, "the interactive urinal communicator":

  • The distinctive and novel location of your ad contained within our new and innovative, patented interactive viewing screen, combined with the dynamics of its actual daily use, is your guarantee, that each and every viewer is a potential consumer who's eyes will not deviate from, nor be able to avoid in any way, an unhindered and focused viewing of your attention getting original and unique promotional ad or message.

Ah yes, our eyes are ineluctably drawn to the course of our golden stream. It's hypnotizing, really.

Sample displays are a beer ad and a "Drink Responsibly" PSA. Can I hear an "LOL"? Where's Flomax?

Oddly enough, this appears not to be a hoax.

In any case... you know what you can do on it.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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