Thank God if You're an IdiotThank God if You're an Idiot
People just keep getting creepier
July 26, 2006
2:00 PM -- This particularly repellent scam is making the rounds of what I like to call the "blogosphere": The wealth-affirming folk at Thank God I...
are compiling a book series that is soon to be history in the making...a compilation of 127 different books that will all be launched over the period of one year...
The 127 titles are divided into 6 different categories:
Mental and/or Physical Health
Out of these six categories we will be releasing 127 different titles, for example, "Thank God I Was Raped©"
Please note, all you lucky, lucky sexual assault victims out there: They've copyrighted that title. Other inspiring entries in the series include:
♥ Thank God I Was/Am a Battered Spouse
♥ Thank God I Was Incested
♥ Thank God I Have A Small Penis
♥ Thank God I Am Deaf
♥ Thank God I Am Blind
♥ Thank God I Am Crippled
♥ Thank God My Mom Died
♥ Thank God My Baby Died
♥ Thank God I Died
The site is awash with inspirational hearts. Aspiring authors will receive:
♥ A three month thankfulness course with personal attention paid to whatever issue you are currently writing about. We are committed to teaching you how to bring ANY issue, challenge or crisis to a state of nothing but pure love and gratitude so that your story can come from that place.
♥ The ability to submit up to five different stories for five different titles.
That's welcome news for those small-penised, deaf cripples who've recently died. PLUS:
♥ Up to 1% [emphasis added] of the net profit from the book sales of the book your story is published in for the lifetime of the book...
No mention of movie rights.
Cost? Only $299 if you sign up now!
Thank God I wear a tinfoil hat!
♥ Red Panda, Chickenshit for the Soul, Light Reading
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