Sitting Kills

2:25 PM Another Monkey Bidness PSA

May 4, 2010

1 Min Read
Sitting Kills

2:25 PM -- The BusinessWeek headline screams:

Your Office Chair Is Killing You

  • New research in the diverse fields of epidemiology, molecular biology, biomechanics, and physiology is converging toward a startling conclusion: Sitting is a public-health risk. And exercising doesn't offset it.

That's right, kids:

There is nothing to be done!!!

Oh curses that sitting was ever invented! Don't our mad geniuses know when to leave well enough alone!?

We could, I suppose, go back to squatting. Would squatting save us?

Or we could make like this putz:

You're welcome.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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