He Had Lame Hopes
Doesn't pay to set the bar too high
October 3, 2007
1 Min Read
2:10 PM -- ESPN.com reports on a guy who wouldn't let a femoral artery stand in the way of his pathetic dream:
A judge sentenced former Northern Colorado backup punter Mitch Cozad to seven years in prison Tuesday for stabbing a rival in what prosecutors said was a brutal attempt to take over the starter's role.
He really wanted to be the starting punter for the University of Northern Frigging Colorado. This is a life that can go nowhere but up.
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
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