Red Moon Rising

1:30 PM -- The Associated Press reported today from the Netherlands:

    Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong.

It is a complicated procedure, not to be left to amateurs.

    A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke."

    It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his derriere."

Yes, that is the technical term.

Incidentally, how intensely enthusiastic must your mooning be in order for it to result in a broken window?

— Red Panda, Light Reading

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