6:00 PM -- LA continues to be the hotbed of class, good taste, and overall cultural improvement, to judge from this consumer item in The Smoking Gun:

In a full-bodied blend of blasphemy and ingenuity, a Los Angeles couple is seeking to market a wine called "Jesus Juice" that bears a label showing a Michael Jackson-like figure appearing to be crucified... Jackson used the term "Jesus Juice" when referring to wine he allegedly gave minors.

You can see a reproduction of the label, though I don't recommend it.

Hate to think what demographic they may be targeting, but, of course, it's a f#[email protected]&%g merlot.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading