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Metaphors Gone Wild

9:30 AM -- Kathleen Parker blogging for the once-reputable Washington Post, undoubtedly means this in the good sense:

    If Bill Clinton was our first black president, as Toni Morrison once proclaimed, then Barack Obama may be our first woman president.
An inarguable proposition, really. I might add in the same spirit that, if Harry Truman was our first velociraptor president, then Eisenhower was our first dual-quad intake manifold president.

But the Mistress of Metaphor is not done:

    Obama is a chatterbox who makes Alan Alda look like Genghis Khan.
Me? I make Vic Damone look like the Comte de Rochambeau.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

shygye75 12/5/2012 | 4:30:56 PM
re: Metaphors Gone Wild

Kathleen Parker is like the Dorothy Parker of the blog generation.

Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 4:30:56 PM
re: Metaphors Gone Wild

She should not be set lightly aside. She should be hurled with great force.

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