The people who make these stupid jokes have two things in common: (1) They always appear to be more awake than the rest of us addicts and (2) They always end up ordering some 20-ounce girly drink with nothing but sugar, milk, whipped cream, and sprinkles.
Sprinkles! For crying out loud. You're wearing a $5,000 suit! Have some dignity!
Can we please stop serving the girly-drink-out-loud-joker people? Isn't that what those "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" signs are all about?
— Phil Harvey, Strong Beverage Editor, Light Reading