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Grande Drip

NOON -- Why is there always someone in line at Starbuck's that has to make the goofy "Man, I'm just useless until I get my morning coffee -- ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" remark OUT LOUD every damn morning?

The people who make these stupid jokes have two things in common: (1) They always appear to be more awake than the rest of us addicts and (2) They always end up ordering some 20-ounce girly drink with nothing but sugar, milk, whipped cream, and sprinkles.

Sprinkles! For crying out loud. You're wearing a $5,000 suit! Have some dignity!

Can we please stop serving the girly-drink-out-loud-joker people? Isn't that what those "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" signs are all about?

— Phil Harvey, Strong Beverage Editor, Light Reading

o-man 12/5/2012 | 2:58:01 AM
re: Grande Drip out of political correctness we need to call it "mezzo", 媒介, milieu, or Mittel. But we should never call it by the latin or English roots....
Scott Raynovich 12/5/2012 | 2:58:01 AM
re: Grande Drip Oh, brookseven, that's cold...

For the record, I drink my coffee strong and black, the only way it should really be drunk.

And I when I order I ask for a "medium coffee," not of this "grande" nonsense for me.

--Scott
paolo.franzoi 12/5/2012 | 2:58:01 AM
re: Grande Drip

I didn't think you lived near Raynovich?

seven
DCITDave 12/5/2012 | 2:57:54 AM
re: Grande Drip Very well, then. Give me two 媒介 coffees. No sugar. No cream. No lid.

ph
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