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Curse You, Steve Jobs

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11/30/2007

8:00 AM -- I knew it was only a matter of time. But I didn't think it would happen so soon.

It was just six weeks ago that I was beaming over being one of the lucky millions to have forked over $400-plus for the privilege of owning an Apple Inc. (Nasdaq: AAPL) iPhone, and already I'm beginning to regret it.

That's not because it hasn't served me well, mind you. I've been incredibly happy with call quality, feature integration, and the perk of being able to take YouTube Inc. and Google (Nasdaq: GOOG) with me everywhere. I love the ability to be able to own a single device that has my phone and music player and email; I relish the sneers I get from the envious plebes I pass on the subway every day.

No, it's because, as predicted, Apple is going to upgrade the device to allow 3G connectivity sometime next year. (See The 3G iPhone.)

And while next-gen iPhone users will be cruising the information super-highway at super-fast (or at least, somewhat bearable) speeds, my bad boy will be dinking along, L...O...A...D...I...N...G... for the next 22 months, thanks to the joy of being on the EDGE network.

So thanks, Steve Jobs, for totally crushing my dreams.

— Ryan Lawler, Former Apple Fanboy, Light Reading

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IPobserver
IPobserver
12/5/2012 | 2:58:00 PM
re: Curse You, Steve Jobs
Oh well RyanGǪ 'least you've still a few months left to pose with your 1st Generation iPhone.
AllKindsOfThings
AllKindsOfThings
12/5/2012 | 2:57:38 PM
re: Curse You, Steve Jobs
Don't be so negative. As you coudn't wait for passing the "early adopter bug burning period" nor for the next matirial price decrease either, one thing is clear anyway: You're hooked. You'll undoubtedly go as if remote controlled by holy Steevo himself to buy the new thing ANYWAY.

And actually, it won't a real issue, as you'll even then be able to resell the thing to some unlock-willing college kid for no time.

Maibe someone will even devlop a hack for the kid to run the thing on UMA and attach to a competitive visual voicemail offer...

:-)
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