Bunny Whispering

11:00 AM -- Too late for Easter, alas, comes this story from London's TimesOnline on how to have a good hare day:

Cliff Penrose, a moustachioed Cornishman from St Austell, has perfected a curious ritual that appears to make rabbits relax and fall into a trance. He is the first rabbit whisperer — or at least the first person to lay claim to the title.

It has been, so far, a secret brotherhood. Dan Brown is on the case.

Key to success of the ritual:

"...you must make sure you bow to the rabbit."

If the bunny remains unplacated by your act of obeisance, there's always the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading