12:50 PM -- Reuters reports that Chinese television is mounting a "reality" show reminiscent of that Donald Trump thing that's been so weirdly popular over here.

Wise Man Takes All will feature 16 competitors who "will pitch their plans for start-up businesses and the one deemed as having the best idea will win 1 million yuan ($124,000) to turn his or her dreams into reality..."

Looking forward to the translation: "They are just a flock of to fish for fame its person!"

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