Top Panda Pranks, #2

4:00 PM -- When drunk or high on crank, Red Panda has been known to be quite the furry prankster (or "frankster") around the Light Reading offices.

Here's how to execute one of his favorite japes:

1. Wait until a co-worker goes out for lunch or a meeting, leaving their PC unattended.

2. Set the "Away Message" on their Instant Messenger software to read: "I'm taking a shit. Back in five."

3. Sit back and let the hilarity ensue.

— Red "Oooh, That's Just Evil" Panda, Light Reading