Big Nanny Is Watching

Wedgie picking in the UK just got harder

April 4, 2007

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Big Nanny Is Watching

1:45 PM -- Mary Poppins meets Big Brother.

BBC reports on the latest technological innovation in the U.K. that is sure to keep the streets free from litter... and probably people, too:

  • "Talking" CCTV cameras that tell off people dropping litter or committing anti-social behaviour are to be extended to 20 areas across England.

    They are already used in Middlesbrough where people seen misbehaving can be told to stop via a loudspeaker, controlled by control centre staff.

Something tells me these CCTV cameras will begin to exhibit traits of a schoolyard bully: "Hey you with the bad teeth -- pick up that gum from the sidewalk -- now chew it! Chew it and jump up and down and say 'CCTV camera is king of the world!' Punk..."

  • Local councillor Barry Coppinger says the scheme has prevented fights and criminal damage and cut litter levels.

    But opponent and campaigner Steve Hills said: "Apart from being absurd, I think it's rather sad that we should have faceless cameras barking at us on orders from who? Who sets these cameras up?"

Presumably, the faceless.

  • A recent study by the government's privacy watchdog, the Information Commissioner, warned that Britain was becoming a "surveillance society".

What? How do you figure?

— Red "Orwell" Panda, Light Reading

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