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Worst Jobs in Science

9:00 AM -- The good folks at Popular Science bring us their Top 10 "Worst Jobs in Science."

We won't reprint the list here, as it exceeds even the liberal revulsion standards of Monkey Bidness. As an indicator: "Orangutan-Pee Collector" finished at only 10.

"Kansas Biology Teacher" came in at No. 3. No kiddin'!

— Larry, Highly Evolved Monkey, Light Reading

alchemy 12/5/2012 | 2:54:58 AM
re: Worst Jobs in Science Larry, Highly Evolved Monkey, gives us:

"Kansas Biology Teacher" came in at No. 3. No kiddin'!



Worst monkey job in science:

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...
BUAV filmed staff in Covance, Europe's largest primate-testing center based in Germany, making monkeys dance in time to blaring pop music, handling them roughly, and screaming at them.

Larry only dances to Milli Vanilli?
Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 2:54:57 AM
re: Worst Jobs in Science Well, the monkeys made out better than these puppies (from the same article):

PETA filmed staff inside a British laboratory owned by Huntingdon Life Sciences (HLS), Europe's largest animal-testing facility, punching puppies in the face, screaming at them, and simulating sex acts...

They also reportedly flushed their Korans down the toilet, though this is unconfirmed.

And Larry don't dance, though Bill "Tambourine Man" Shatner does set his prehensile toes a'tappin'.

alchemy 12/5/2012 | 2:54:56 AM
re: Worst Jobs in Science Larry, Monkey says:
And Larry don't dance, though Bill "Tambourine Man" Shatner does set his prehensile toes a'tappin'.

Then why is Larry, Monkey's ring tone set to William Hung's cover of Achy Breaky Heart?

Click here and listen if you dare:
http://www.williamhung.net/ind...
Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 2:54:55 AM
re: Worst Jobs in Science Hey, the babes dig it.

By the way, I believe linking to Wm Hung violates Light Reading's terms of use.
alchemy 12/5/2012 | 2:54:53 AM
re: Worst Jobs in Science Larry, Attack Monkey, writes:
By the way, I believe linking to Wm Hung violates Light Reading's terms of use.

I ain't no steenkeeng lawyer but I don't see anywhere in the terms of use that prohibits message board posts from linking to the Wm Hung site or any other site as long as it fits into the rules and etiquette. Reprehensible poor taste? Sure, but what else would you expect in a thread with an Attack Monkey.
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