9:00 AM -- The good folks at Popular Science bring us their Top 10 "Worst Jobs in Science."
We won't reprint the list here, as it exceeds even the liberal revulsion standards of Monkey Bidness. As an indicator: "Orangutan-Pee Collector" finished at only 10.
"Kansas Biology Teacher" came in at No. 3. No kiddin'!
re: Worst Jobs in ScienceLarry, Highly Evolved Monkey, gives us: "Kansas Biology Teacher" came in at No. 3. No kiddin'!
Worst monkey job in science:
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A... BUAV filmed staff in Covance, Europe's largest primate-testing center based in Germany, making monkeys dance in time to blaring pop music, handling them roughly, and screaming at them.
re: Worst Jobs in ScienceWell, the monkeys made out better than these puppies (from the same article):
PETA filmed staff inside a British laboratory owned by Huntingdon Life Sciences (HLS), Europe's largest animal-testing facility, punching puppies in the face, screaming at them, and simulating sex acts...
They also reportedly flushed their Korans down the toilet, though this is unconfirmed.
And Larry don't dance, though Bill "Tambourine Man" Shatner does set his prehensile toes a'tappin'.
re: Worst Jobs in ScienceLarry, Attack Monkey, writes: By the way, I believe linking to Wm Hung violates Light Reading's terms of use.
I ain't no steenkeeng lawyer but I don't see anywhere in the terms of use that prohibits message board posts from linking to the Wm Hung site or any other site as long as it fits into the rules and etiquette. Reprehensible poor taste? Sure, but what else would you expect in a thread with an Attack Monkey.
"Kansas Biology Teacher" came in at No. 3. No kiddin'!
Worst monkey job in science:
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...
BUAV filmed staff in Covance, Europe's largest primate-testing center based in Germany, making monkeys dance in time to blaring pop music, handling them roughly, and screaming at them.
Larry only dances to Milli Vanilli?