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Woods Hits Wood

1:20 PM -- That golf-guy, Tiger Woods, backed into a tree the other night.

He blames himself, according to ESPN.com.

So that's good. The tree was blameless.

Unlike that one I once backed into.

The Florida Highway Patrol seems to be interested, for some reason.

But then, who isn't?

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 3:51:52 PM
re: Woods Hits Wood

Live press conference going on even as I feverishly type: The Florida Highway Patrol has determined that Tiger Woods was at fault in the crash.


The tree walks.

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