10:30 AM -- Reuters UK reveals that Danish scientists are wine drinkers:

Wine drinkers have healthier diets than people who prefer beer, according to research reported by Danish scientists on Friday.

They tend to buy more fruits, vegetables, olives, low fat cheese and cooking oil than beer drinkers who are more likely to consume ready meals, soft drinks, sugar, sausages, lamb and butter or margarine.

The Danish Smarty-pants found that "wine drinkers tend to be educated, healthy and lean or they are middle-aged women who drink moderately while beer drinkers are less educated, healthy young men who have a higher alcohol intake."

— Larry, Less Educated, Healthy, Young Monkey, Light Reading