12:40 PM -- Traffic cops are catching onto our excuses, the Associated Press reported yesterday:
A man with four previous drunken driving convictions who was stopped for weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 40 was ready with an excuse for his poor driving: his passenger spilled his beer.
Ah, well. We'll let you off with a warning then. Couldn't be helped. Wait a second...
Not surprisingly, the man was arrested just before midnight Saturday, said state police officer Kurtis Ward... It was the man's sixth DWI arrest.
Maybe someone should explain to this gentleman the legal relationship between alcohol and automobiles? He seems a bit blurry on it.
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