Whiny Brat Alert

2:00 PM -- Teach your children well, warns The Independent:

    Depending on your political predilections, you have double reason to be worried if you find your school-age child tends to be the whiny, sit-at-the-back-of-the-class kind. You had better get the child's confidence level up a notch or you may have a future conservative in your nest.

    A study by Professor Jack Block of the University of California at Berkeley should be sufficient warning. He has been specialising in this area for years and his conclusions are clear: the boys and girls who are resilient, smooth and sure of themselves end up liberal in their older years.
In rebuttal, we can't do better than quote Bill O'Reilly: "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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