Home, home on the range...
They may not believe in evolution, but they're strictly laissez faire when it comes to monkeys.
And what's with Hawaii? "Bonded"? Is that all monkeys or only those serving as notaries?
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
6:00 AM America's worst food begins a long, profitable march across Russia
4:00 PM Larry the Attack Monkey wishes you a carnage-free holiday season
5:15 PM Freedom from marketing abuse, that is
9:10 AM Step away from the stuffed animal...
9:45 AM The slop-bucket list