Coca-Cola Co. is suing producers of an Italian film titled " 7 Km da Gerusalemme" (Seven Kilometers From Jerusalem), that shows Jesus swigging Coke from a can in the desert. Coke said the scene would probably give the soda a bad image. A spokeswoman said, "We are not interested in this kind of product placement."
Well then, "spokeswoman" (if that's your real name), perhaps Jesus isn't interested in your placement in his Kingdom.
— Red (Rt. Rev. Dr. Pepper) Panda, Light Reading