What Would Jesus Drink?

3:00 PM -- Keeping with the spirit of Easter, Hartford's WFSB reports on creeping Satanism at Coca-Cola:

    Coca-Cola Co. is suing producers of an Italian film titled " 7 Km da Gerusalemme" (Seven Kilometers From Jerusalem), that shows Jesus swigging Coke from a can in the desert. Coke said the scene would probably give the soda a bad image. A spokeswoman said, "We are not interested in this kind of product placement."

Well then, "spokeswoman" (if that's your real name), perhaps Jesus isn't interested in your placement in his Kingdom.

— Red (Rt. Rev. Dr. Pepper) Panda, Light Reading

sfwriter 12/5/2012 | 3:10:46 PM
re: What Would Jesus Drink? Speaking of product placements, did anyone notice the Cisco handset in last night's episode of the Office? That must have cost Cisco a pretty penny.
Lite Rock 12/5/2012 | 3:10:46 PM
re: What Would Jesus Drink? Angel 1: Here is the updated list of creature extinctions.

God: Awe man! I was hoping those cute Red Pandas would make longer than that...

Angel 2: How does it happen?

God: Says here some crazed blog poster went postal.

Angel 1: Wow too bad, I thought those little guys had a great sense of humor.

Warning: If you know Red stay 500 feet back to avoid lightning. :-D
AnonymousGuy 12/5/2012 | 3:10:45 PM
re: What Would Jesus Drink? Yet another slap at the religion that expresses turning the other cheek...

Still waiting for Red to take his first slap at any religion that isn't so forgiving and make good on his assertion that he's willing to make fun of anyone or anything.

AnonymousGuy 12/5/2012 | 3:10:41 PM
re: What Would Jesus Drink? Rock,

"It's just not a big deal in the scheme of things..."

True, but I have it on good authority that the Christians in the Collesium would shout epithets of cowardise toward the Roman announcer giving the maim-by-maim. - In between prayers, of course.

Such epithets were considered only slightly sinful for their judgemental nature.
But these sins were forgiven because God likes a good belly laugh every now and then.
Lite Rock 12/5/2012 | 3:10:41 PM
re: What Would Jesus Drink? Never Fear AGFR,

If Pandas were actually capable of having Character there is no doubt how this story would be told.

Persecution is expected. You didn't hear Paul whining about somebody making fun of his beliefs.

It's just not a big deal in the scheme of things...

Lite Rock 12/5/2012 | 3:10:39 PM
re: What Would Jesus Drink? WOW, being censored hurts.

My message id=144133 is MIA. :-(

Was it the Martyr comment or the William F. Buckley reference?

Please do let me know so that I can avoid that sin in the future.

Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 3:10:38 PM
re: What Would Jesus Drink? Sorry. Buckley's always a close call, but it was the genitalia that did you in.
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