We're Shocked. Shocked!

8:30 AM -- This eye-opening AP story was picked up by Wired News:

Two high school seniors who told a newspaper they planned to drink alcohol following their prom have been barred by the principal from attending the event, the students said Tuesday.

Shawnda Lawson and Nicole Taylor, both 18, were quoted in The Frederick News-Post on May 5 discussing their plans for underage drinking at post-prom parties this Saturday. "I like drinking," the newspaper quoted Lawson as saying.

Sounds as if Shawnda may have a Light Reading career ahead of her.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading