Web Savvy Stalker

3:40 PM -- Reuters reports on the Internet as a tool for hopeless stalkers... er, I mean, romantics (no, really, I mean stalkers):

    A tale of online love inspired usually cynical New Yorkers this week to help a young man find the girl of his dreams after he spotted her on a crowded subway train.

What magic! I'm already feeling inspired to vomit.

    For Web designer Patrick Moberg, 21, from Brooklyn, it was love at first sight when he locked eyes with a rosy-cheeked woman while riding in Manhattan on Sunday night. She was writing in her journal.

Dear Journal: This weirdo on the train won't stop staring at me. Call for help.

    The train was so full that he lost her in the crowd when they both got off, so he set up a Web site dedicated to finding the mystery woman -- www.nygirlofmydreams.com.

    He drew a picture of the girl, who was wearing blue shorts, blue tights, and a red flower in her hair, and posted his cell phone number, e-mail address and an appeal for help finding her...

    It worked...

    But Moberg said he is now pulling the shutters on his love life, scribbling out the cell phone number on his Web site and leaving a message on his phone saying he will do no more interviews...

    "Unlike all the romantic comedies and bad pop songs, you'll have to make up your own ending for this."

Boy meets girl; girl takes out restraining order. The. End.

— Red Panda, Usually Cynical New Yorker, Light Reading

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