3:30 PM -- Forbes.com reports on an educational crisis in Utah:

An embarrassed charter school has discovered it booked the wrong Jon Stewart for its annual gala. The DaVinci Academy thought it had made a deal with comedian Jon Stewart, star of "The Daily Show" and host of this year's Academy Awards, to appear next week.

It sent out 500 invitations to businesses and planned for 900 people.

But last week, it learned that it had booked Jon A. Stewart, a former motivational speaker, businessman and part-time professional wrestler from Chicago.

Do you suppose he lives in a van down by the river?

Speaking o' which, here's a frighteningly bizarre motivational speaker they might have thought to hire: a Chris Farley impersonator.

You really gotta see my David Spade.

— Larry, Apocalypse Coming! Apocalypse Coming! Monkey, Light Reading