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Larry, Monkey
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Larry, Monkey
11/26/2008

12:15 PM -- Glad tidings of great joy from the Science Blog:

    A study published by researchers at Yeshiva University and its medical school, Albert Einstein College of Medicine, strongly suggests that regular attendance at religious services reduces the risk of death by approximately 20 percent.
Wow. Not quite the 100% some churches guarantee, but a miracle nonetheless.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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