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Waking for a Job

9:00 AM -- This unsolicited job application was e-flung our way this weekend:

    I'm an Ivorian ,i waking for a job. Particulary informatical job is my preference. I speak french and english. thing for your attention.
Dear sir and/or madam: We've already got quite a full stable of people who are illiterate in two languages, but if you're willing to deposit that $20 million worth of bullion your widowed aunt is unable to smuggle out of the country into our offshore account, we can talk.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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