Top Panda Pranks, #2
Here's how to execute one of his favorite japes:
1. Wait until a co-worker goes out for lunch or a meeting, leaving their PC unattended.
2. Set the "Away Message" on their Instant Messenger software to read: "I'm taking a shit. Back in five."
3. Sit back and let the hilarity ensue.
— Red "Oooh, That's Just Evil" Panda, Light Reading