Tony the Tiger: RIP
Reached for comment on his yacht in Marina del Rey, Cap'n Crunch called it "a sad day for frosted cereal lovers everywhere." Tony's longtime companion, the Trix Rabbit, was too distraught to comment.
And that damn goony-bird, or whatever the hell it's supposed to be, just kept shouting "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading