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Three Tune Army

5:10 PM -- Hey kids, now there's a great new reason to join the War on Terror! You'll get three free iTunes music downloads!

Yup, sign up today to be contacted by a desperate recruiter from the Army National Guard, and you can download some awesome hit music! Doesn't that sound like a great deal? It's not as if all these songs are available for free all over the Internet, or from the iTunes store for $0.99 apiece.

But if you just can't afford $2.97, the Army National Guard definitely wants to hear from you.

— General Panda (Ret.), Light Reading

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