Three Tune Army
Yup, sign up today to be contacted by a desperate recruiter from the Army National Guard, and you can download some awesome hit music! Doesn't that sound like a great deal? It's not as if all these songs are available for free all over the Internet, or from the iTunes store for $0.99 apiece.
But if you just can't afford $2.97, the Army National Guard definitely wants to hear from you.
— General Panda (Ret.), Light Reading