5:00 PM -- Yahoo News reports on a slight variation to the well known, always disturbing "Three Little Pigs" nursery rhyme:

Wow! Fire? This prank sure outdoes the Big Bad Wolf and his Big Bad Breath. These little oinkers are finally taking a stand!

The piggies may appear to be at fault, but who told the farmer to leave a key under the mat?

The fiery tale continues:

I'd say the silver lining is pretty clear here: He may be short one house, but at the very least he came home to a ham dinner.

Telecom angle: It was not apparent at press time if the house had broadband access.

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