10:00 AM -- We offer here another in our continuing series of Public Service Announcements, this one for the clueless parents among you. OnlineFamily.Norton has compiled its top 100 list of what the "kids" (undefined) are searching for on the Web, "and some of the results may surprise parents." Here's the totally surprising Top 10:

1. YouTube
2. Google
3. Facebook
4. Sex
5. MySpace
6. Porn
7. Yahoo
8. Michael Jackson
9. Fred (Figglehorn, duh)
10. eBay

Miley Cyrus, in case you were worried, came in at 15 and Hannah Montana at 27, just edging out Boobs.

Neither Obama, Palin, Healthcare, nor Bailout made the top 100. Nor, equally surprisingly, did Marbury vs. Madison, Herman Melville, Lawncare, or Docsis 3.0.

Go figure.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading