This Burns Me Up

3:15 PM -- Can't turn on the home video apparatus these days without banging into crusty but lovable Lee Iacocca flogging his crappy cars.

This is the same Lee Iacocca, you may recall, who blessed us all with the miraculous exploding Pinto.

"Safety doesn't sell," he famously quipped.

Now, Larry is well resigned to the fact that this sclerotic gobshite isn't rotting in prison. After all, incinerating Ford-owners is merely a misdemeanor in Michigan. But we're now to embrace him as the latter day Wilford Frigging Brimley?

No. Thanks.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

Mad Ludwig 12/5/2012 | 3:04:48 AM
re: This Burns Me Up it seems churlish to declare a latter-day Wilford Brimley when the former-day Wilford Brimley is still alive and well (well, alive anyway) -- and still fighting for the causes that matter:

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