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Thinking Makes You Fat

10:20 AM -- Junk food for thought from the stylishly slender boffins at Laval University in Quebec, courtesy of the Daily Record ("Best for Scottish News and Sports"):

    Too much thinking could make you fat, a study has found.

    Researchers found the stress of thinking caused overeating with heavy thinkers craving more calories...
[Laughable methodology deleted.]


    Jean-Philippe Chaput, the study's main author, said: "Caloric overcompensation following intellectual work could contribute to the obesity epidemic currently observed in industrialised countries."
Don't think about this too much -- the empty calories will kill you.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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