11:40 AM -- The following Cry for Help was flung into the cage late last night, subject line "Cunfusing time":

I'm living in Malaysia, so in order to get the time right, I opened a website with the timezone to check the time I need to log in to attend the webinar. What really confusing is the time emailed to us is 2pm in New York/ 7pm in London. Do you have 2 different time for this webinar? It is not possible for the time to be 2 pm in New York but in the same time in London the time is showing 7 pm. please explain to me....

Jeez, that's a poser, Hazif. I'm afraid you'll just have to move.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading