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The UnJane

5:40 PM -- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a torch and a pitchfork. A chainsaw might help. Literary news from today's Herald Sun of Melbourne:

    Jane Austen's classic novel Pride and Prejudice is being updated as a zombie horror book and film.

    A parody of the English novel is due to be published in April under the name Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, with Hollywood studios already bidding to turn the new book into a blockbuster movie...

    "It quickly became obvious that Jane (Austen) had laid down the blueprint for a zombie novel," The Sunday Times quoted [author Seth] Grahame-Smith as saying.

    "Why else in the original should a regiment arrive on Lizzie Bennet's doorstep when they should have been off fighting Napoleon?

    "It was to protect the family from an invasion of brain-eaters, obviously."


Coming soon to a bookstore near you, from Chronicle Books, whose Website trumpets:

    The Classic Regency Romance — Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem!

    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies -- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Complete with 20 illustrations in the style of C. E. Brock (the original illustrator of Pride and Prejudice), this insanely funny expanded edition will introduce Jane Austen's classic novel to new legions of fans.


I smell Genre!

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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