x

The TV Did It

11:00 AM -- The quirkily named Repository of Canton, Ohio, reports on a curious circumstance that has baffled the experts:

    Sixty-five — again, 65 — of Timken High School’s 490 girl students are pregnant...

    Suspects range from movies, TV and video games to lazy parents and lax discipline. Only one thing is sure: Schools don’t impregnate children.

    “This has gotten to horrible proportions,” said
    [school principal] Redmond. “I wish I knew the answer to why it’s happening.”
We can only hope it's not those lazy parents.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

Be the first to post a comment regarding this story.
HOME
Sign In
SEARCH
CLOSE
MORE
CLOSE