- Sixty-five — again, 65 — of Timken High School’s 490 girl students are pregnant...
Suspects range from movies, TV and video games to lazy parents and lax discipline. Only one thing is sure: Schools don’t impregnate children.
“This has gotten to horrible proportions,” said [school principal] Redmond. “I wish I knew the answer to why it’s happening.”
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading