The King Jim Version

3:45 PM --
The London Times reports on a shortcut to Heaven:
Saving your soul can really eat into your day!
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
- The 100-Minute Bible is a modern version of the Bible designed for the era when speed of consumption counts for everything and few have time to spend an hour in church on Sundays any more, never mind read the Bible from cover to cover.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading