The King Jim Version

3:45 PM -- The London Times reports on a shortcut to Heaven:

    The 100-Minute Bible is a modern version of the Bible designed for the era when speed of consumption counts for everything and few have time to spend an hour in church on Sundays any more, never mind read the Bible from cover to cover.
Saving your soul can really eat into your day!

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 3:00:51 AM
re: The King Jim Version No "Ape and Monkey created He them?"
I bet he cut out the bit about Onan, too.
CoolLightGeek 12/5/2012 | 3:00:51 AM
re: The King Jim Version The 100-Minute Bible contains no references to any monkeys: neither attack nor howling types.
opticalwatcher 12/5/2012 | 3:00:27 AM
re: The King Jim Version Cliff Notes also has a 100 minute Bible:
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