The chilling details unfold:
“If more than three million people want to buy goose fat, it will run out,” said Caroline Shaw of the Goose Fat Information Service.
“It’s going to be a bit of race against time.”
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
6:00 AM America's worst food begins a long, profitable march across Russia
4:00 PM Larry the Attack Monkey wishes you a carnage-free holiday season
5:15 PM Freedom from marketing abuse, that is
9:10 AM Step away from the stuffed animal...
9:45 AM The slop-bucket list