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Thar She Blows!

11:05 AM -- There'll be haggis all over the highway, according to The Scotsman:

    The rotting carcase of a 48ft sperm whale stranded in the Hebrides may have to be blown up with explosives, environmental officers said yesterday...

    The local authority's environmental chairman, Angus Nicolson, said: "It is the council's responsibility to dispose of the carcase. We may have to blow it up if it is physically impossible to get close in to lift it."
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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