Thar She Blows!

11:05 AM -- There'll be haggis all over the highway, according to
The Scotsman:
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
- The rotting carcase of a 48ft sperm whale stranded in the Hebrides may have to be blown up with explosives, environmental officers said yesterday...
The local authority's environmental chairman, Angus Nicolson, said: "It is the council's responsibility to dispose of the carcase. We may have to blow it up if it is physically impossible to get close in to lift it."
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading