How long, you may have wondered, will it take Carrie Underwood to sing the "Star-Spangled Banner"? The over/under on that is 1 minute, 42 seconds. (Whitney Houston, you may recall, holds the record. Think it was something like 8 minutes, 42... Felt like it, anyway.)
How many times will CBS show Kim Kardashian on TV during the game? The over/under is 2.5. We're going over on that one.
You can also bet on whether Pete Townshend will smash a guitar (gosh, I hope he doesn't hurt himself!) and whether Kim Kardashian's measurements (34+26+39 = 99) will add up to more than Reggie Bush's total yards.
And: Who will the Super Bowl MVP thank first? God is the early favorite. I'd guess He's got to be a Saints fan. Yea, verily.
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading