Stump the Monkey

8:00 AM -- Click here. Go ahead. Trust me.

Got it? Now, what the hell is going on here?

A) Aborted UPS/Singer joint marketing campaign

B) So, they delivered the wedding gift, and then...

C) Scene from David Lynch's next project

D) The death of causation as we know it

Your monkey correspondent is confused. Please help.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading