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Smells Like Terror

11:00 AM -- Newsday passes along this helpful counter-terrorism heads-up from New York's Metropolitan Transportation Authority:

    New York subway and bus riders are being told to look out for passengers with clenched fists, or who are sweating profusely, or reek of excessive cologne – all possible indicators of a suicide bomber.
Thanks so much, MTA! You've narrowed the list of suspects down to two thirds of my fellow rush-hour commuters!

Personally, I report anyone I see reading Harry Potter.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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