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Top 5 Ways Technology Would Have Made the 1st Thanksgiving Better

There isn't a lot of evidence to prove what the first Thanksgiving was like, but we think it's safe to assume it was cold, confusing, and full of tepid conversation between sickly pilgrims and weirded out Native Americans.

Because technology only makes things better (at least, that's what we tell ourselves as we spend countless wasted hours on Facebook), here are a few of the ways the first Thanksgiving could have benefited from a little 21st-century technology.

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Wireless Internet
So the kids could have something to do while the grownupsdid all the boring cooking and land negotiations.
So the kids could have something to do while the grownups
did all the boring cooking and land negotiations.

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DanJones 11/30/2013 | 9:46:00 PM
Re: It takes up valuable kitchen worktop real estate but... The Salem Witchfinder general iPhone app?
PaulERainford 11/28/2013 | 9:26:42 AM
It takes up valuable kitchen worktop real estate but... They could have done with a decent smoothie-maker into which they could dump all their leftover gooseberries, mussels and corn mush. Makes a delicious -- and nourishing -- pick-me-up. Yum!
DanJones 11/27/2013 | 6:11:13 PM
Re: Translation... I was riffing on the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy of course. :-)
Liz Greenberg 11/27/2013 | 4:33:30 PM
Re: Translation... Towel, loin cloth - I can't believe that nobody else is joining our veritable feast of fun.  They must be talking the serious stuffing on the other blogs...
DanJones 11/27/2013 | 4:27:22 PM
Re: Translation... As long as they didn't forget their towel everything was probably cool.
Liz Greenberg 11/27/2013 | 4:10:24 PM
Re: Translation... Exactly ...I am sure that the first Thanksgiving probably included a lot a babble, a little fish, and probably a lot of corn!
DanJones 11/27/2013 | 2:43:54 PM
Re: Translation... Ah, like the Babel fish.
Liz Greenberg 11/27/2013 | 2:21:28 PM
Re: Translation... Too literal Dan...let's say that it uses artificial intelligence. It gobbles up the language, digests it, and then when asked gives out pithy translations that are easy to digest.
DanJones 11/27/2013 | 2:09:57 PM
Re: Translation... Although how would Google Translator know a new language on a new continent? Maybe I'm taking this a little too literally.
Liz Greenberg 11/27/2013 | 1:38:36 PM
Translation... Google translate or the like would have been extremely useful so that the conversation could flow more easily.  Also, hand sanitizer for those nasty foreign germs.
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