A Vote for the Stone Age

8:00 AM --
In light of all this talk about fiber-to-the-premises and Docsis 3.0, was life truly simpler when U.S. Robotics modems ruled the dialup Internet world and a cellphone was just a phone?
Or should we consider going back to the Stone Age, which fueled man's primal urge to "to kill, and to run naked, and to have sex willy-nilly with whatever woman is in front of us?"
The Onion poses the question: Should Americans Return to a Simpler, Stone Age Lifestyle?
— Jeff Baumgartner, Site Editor, Cable Digital News
Or should we consider going back to the Stone Age, which fueled man's primal urge to "to kill, and to run naked, and to have sex willy-nilly with whatever woman is in front of us?"
The Onion poses the question: Should Americans Return to a Simpler, Stone Age Lifestyle?
— Jeff Baumgartner, Site Editor, Cable Digital News