A Vote for the Stone Age

8:00 AM -- In light of all this talk about fiber-to-the-premises and Docsis 3.0, was life truly simpler when U.S. Robotics modems ruled the dialup Internet world and a cellphone was just a phone?

Or should we consider going back to the Stone Age, which fueled man's primal urge to "to kill, and to run naked, and to have sex willy-nilly with whatever woman is in front of us?"



The Onion poses the question: Should Americans Return to a Simpler, Stone Age Lifestyle?



— Jeff Baumgartner, Site Editor, Cable Digital News