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Senior Services

4:30 PM -- Reuters reports on the latest deal for the elderly that's just a tad more enticing than what they ordinarily get with their AARP cards:

    A brothel in Germany hopes to capitalize on the growing number of retirees by offering them a 50 percent discount for sex in the afternoon.

    The "Pascha" in the western city of Cologne has introduced reduced rates for sex sessions for clients aged 66 and above -- provided they can prove they are old enough.

I'd say a simple drop of the pants would suffice.

    After testing the water with reductions for senior citizens once a week, the Pascha decided earlier this month to offer 50 percent off sex services between midday and 5 p.m every day.

Presumably so they get out in enough time to make it to the Early Bird Special.

    "There's been plenty of demand and people have certainly been taking advantage of the offer," the spokesman said. "Older folks are more active than you think."

Gott im Himmel! Who wants to think about it?

— Red Panda, Gyrating Geriatric, Light Reading

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