Say It Ain't So
"Eleven professional wrestlers, including the WWE's Randy Orton, have joined the list of athletes linked to a nationwide steroids investigation."
Also implicated are "Adam Copeland, a.k.a. 'Edge,' and Shane Helms, a.k.a. 'The Hurricane.' "
Cheating. In big-time wrestling. Tell me: What is left to believe in?
Won't someone think of the children?
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading