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Santa & His 8 Tiny Roadkill

4:00 PM -- "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"? More like reindeer got run over by Grandma, according to a report from Reuters:
    About 2,000 reindeer have been fitted this month with reflective yellow collars or small antler tags to cut down on the car crashes that now kill 500 reindeer a year...

    "I guess so,"
    [project leader Kristian] Oevernes said, when asked if Santa might take up the safety tip.

Translation: "Are you seriously asking me this question?"

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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