4:00 PM -- "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"? More like reindeer got run over by Grandma, according to a report from Reuters:
About 2,000 reindeer have been fitted this month with reflective yellow collars or small antler tags to cut down on the car crashes that now kill 500 reindeer a year...
[project leader Kristian] Oevernes said, when asked if Santa might take up the safety tip.
"I guess so,"
Translation: "Are you seriously asking me this question?"
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