Rabbit Imitates Art

4:40 PM -- From today's Daily Mail:

    Sharp-shooters have been brought in to defend allotment patches in Northumberland suffering from a real-life "curse of the were-rabbit".

    The ravenous giant rabbit, named after the famed Wallace and Gromit character, is reported to have ripped up dozens of prize-winning leeks and turnips.

    Now growers in Felton, near Morpeth, have drafted in licensed gamekeepers with air rifles to halt the rampage...

    Grower Jeff Smith, 63, said: "This is no ordinary rabbit. We are dealing with a monster..."
From the same source today, a totally unrelated story:

    People in the UK drink more alcohol on a night out than any of their Western European neighbours, new research has claimed.
— Red, Were-Panda, Light Reading

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