3:00 PM -- WLWT News of Cincinnati details another crisis narrowly averted by a quick-thinking member of the local constabulary:

An officer shot a 12-year-old schoolgirl with a Taser gun and arrested her after she became disruptive at school, Cincinnati police said... they had trouble bringing the girl, who is 5 feet 5 inches tall and 120 pounds, under control.

Note to Cincy parents: Cut down on your kids' sugared cereal intake.

— Larry, Disruptive Monkey, Light Reading