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Problem Drunkeys

8:30 AM -- The Discovery Channel summarizes the results of another useful scientific study:

    Monkeys drink more alcohol when housed alone, and some like to end a long day in the lab with a boozy cocktail, according to a new analysis of alcohol consumption among members of a rhesus macaque social group...

    The study, recently published in the journal
    Methods, also found that booze affects monkeys much the same way it affects people.

    "It was not unusual to see some of the monkeys stumble and fall, sway, and vomit..."
Then they call up their ex-girlfriends.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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